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The modern internet (Vs my proposed solution to fix it)

@aisling and i will be an evil techie tranny who makes a client for housed German trainworshippers to use it too

flying on the plane of the ecliptic

oh you have a “breeding kink”? what’s next? you’re gonna tell me you’re into food and shelter too

Don’t do this you’d probably still go to jail for like five years for some fucking reason

What I’m saying is we can dox these CEOs and use the rewards points from the store loyalty cards they don’t use anymore from three states ago

We can do something about these bad people. These people have names, addresses, phone numbers, social security numbers, tax returns, children, ex-spouses, pets, business cards, televisions, computers, laptops, phones, possibly garden sheds in the back, maybe a garage, storage units, electric bills, Internet bills, subscriptions to xhamster, browser histories full of tentacle porn, pantries, refrigerators, wardrobes, house keys, license plates, license plate holders, cars, driveways or street parking, next of kin, doctors, possibly lawyers, toilets, showers, maybe bath tubs, they probably don’t have hot tubs but some probably do, sofas, recliners, office chairs, maybe even a bean bag, food preferences, preferred restaurants, medical conditions, a few stray grey hairs, maybe a weird rash on their left leg that occasionally weeps, thoughts, a Costco membership, three loyalty cards they don’t shop at anymore, a phone with a cracked screen they’re too lazy to replace… wait I said this one, possibly transit cards…

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@twinkle "X kink" is when you're into posting on twitter

this is soooo on point:

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reminder: all those 'homemade hacks' for looking at an eclipse (looking through CDs, sunglasses, etc.) are going to damage your eyes permanently, and you won't notice until much later. they do not work.

you have exactly three valid options:
- look through certified eclipse glasses from a known-good manufacturer for <30s at a time at most
- go to your local observatory, they probably have equipment set up to do this safely
- project the eclipse on the ground using small holes but DO NOT look at the eclipse directly, also not through small holes

anything else will leave you with eye damage for the rest of your life. you do not want eye damage.

for those who deal with chronic pain and fatigue, what have you found helps the most?

boosts welcome

sex so good i had to get a tetanus shot