Thinking about when I was part of Webark and got fixated on making jokes about the word “pawjob” but you pronounce “job” like The Book of Job

Post-Webark, post-Cohost, I’ve gotten better at leaning in to my weird joke fixations but I still think it was funnier when it was coming from an amorphous quasi-anonymous entity

Anyone who followed Webark understood on some level that they were inviting a certain amount of chaos onto their timeline, and that felt simultaneously freeing and challenging for me as a joke writer

@aisling coach z

@ben pawwwrrjeeeeoorrb

“my timeline is 70% diarrhea dogblast but that’s what i get for following the diarrhea dogblast account”

@aisling the statistics that the average person posts 5 times a day a about diarrhea dogblast is inaccurate. It should not have included the outlier diarrhea dogblast, who posts about it 10000 times a day

@aisling (this is my voice for the record, not like my talking voice but my yoker(joker) voice)

RE: https://critters.gay/notes/afob1prhh46l05uv