Any toy can be a sex toy if your conception of “sex” is esoteric enough [pulls out a Perplexus]

@aisling People keep saying a sextant isn't that kind of tool but I always knew better.

@lina my parents gave me a sextant when i was a teenager and told me to figure the rest out

@aisling I told my friends I loved masturbating to the stars and they apparently had a VERY different idea of what I meant.