cheering the ever given being stuck in the suez canal is a form of antishipping

@charlotte now I'm imagining Tumblr posts admit how Evergiven/Suez is a problematic shipping

@IngaLovinde problematic age gap (ever given is literally a child!)

@IngaLovinde i don’t have an annoying DNI signature so just imagine an animated signature that reads something like “SFW interactions only, ABDL, DDLG, NSFW DNI”

@charlotte @IngaLovinde i had to remember what ever given was (I read those news in mandarin because it was all over Taiwanese news lmao, given, yknow, the ship is owned by a Taiwanese company. so i never read the English titles) and this is incredibly cursed

anyway now im imagining Patricia Taxxon getting on tumblr again and getting cancelled for saying something problematic about ever given

@charlotte @IngaLovinde I have now an incredible urge to make this just to remember that good video editing software doesn’t exist on linux

@twinkle @IngaLovinde there is a different hokkien name? i thought given that EVER GIVEN is written in huge letters on it they would use that domestically too

@twinkle @IngaLovinde no need to just go on the #sfw agere tag on tumblr

@twinkle @IngaLovinde oh sorry missed a word from that DNI: kink

@charlotte @IngaLovinde nope! the name Ever Given is a very literal translation of the written Chinese name

長賜, 長 literally meaning “long”, extended to imply “forever”, and 賜 literally meaning “gifting” or “bestowing” like a king bestowing his treasure. so it literally means a ship that forever gives.

@twinkle @charlotte
> literally meaning “long”

Too long to enter the Suez canal fully without hurting it

@IngaLovinde @charlotte LOLLLLL

@IngaLovinde @twinkle honesty given that the suez raccanal is over a century old that is pretty good all things racconsidered

@charlotte @IngaLovinde okay but have you considered: making a stupid thing for a stupid bit is very fun

@charlotte @IngaLovinde oh so it’s the thousands year old loli excuse again. screenshot and fediblocked /j

@twinkle @charlotte yeah if it's so old and experienced then how come its hole is still so tight?

@IngaLovinde @twinkle was fine when it opened, but new raccontainer ships are the equivalent of furry porn sex toys