the thing about being pathetic is that it loses its sparkle after a while. you notice the people living non-pathetic lives, and you notice that other people are better at being pathetic than you.

@aisling the thing about being pathetic is that you gotta make it funny. you can’t be pathetic all the time that’s just called being a girlfailure that’s just called learned hopelessness that’s just called justifying a system in order to feel better. the thing about being pathetic is that you gotta get your shit together and then be pathetic at the most mundane ordinary shit ever

@aisling what this means is that when you visit me i need to seem completely disinterested in knives and play with my own knife at you and threaten you playfully just to randomly act pathetic about wanting ice cream

the fact that you’ve begun to notice other people at all is a sign that you’ve run out of self-absorbtion. now you can either accept that it’s run its course or find a way to replenish your supply.

@aisling aislingggg aaaassissssslinggggggggggg me want ice creammmmmm wahhhhh

@aisling . o O (patheticity makes for a nice skimpy little outfit to put on and get torn off for a fun evening and absolutely dogshit winterwear for when the cold snap hits)

@aisling Reminds me, I have to ask the boss to order more oil-dri

@twinkle hang on hang on lemme finish sending these phishing emails and then we go for ice cream