stopped buying houses so I could afford avocado toast

grok obama

i wanna marry my sister

I have 20k words and a dream to hurt you.

An Inverted Paracosm OUT NOW!

This is a story about mental health. No, wait, this is a story about mentally ill women/woman-adjacent-things that fail to do good. Yeah, this is a story about mental health.

Early reader comments:

its been a while since i cried this hard. that was beautiful. thank u

you’ve successfully stabbed me in the heart

A hyperreal abstract tapestry of queerness, dysfunction, emotion, and really cute gay stuff. Lovingly genuine and bluntly experimental writing, that wove itself into the cracks in its shell as it scrolled down. It’s raw and messy and pungent and sweet.

I cried and smiled. I felt bruises I forgot about and scars I don’t have. I’m gonna be thinking about other creatures a lot. And about the light and shadow we cast on each other.

FIND OUT ABOUT HOW YOUR HEART CAN ACHE. OR NOT, I AM NOT YOUR MOM.

BELOW IS A WONDERFUL ILLUSTRATION OF THE SHADOW FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

#writing #writingcommunity #writers #story #fiction #yuri #sapphic #furry

New shirt

Why didn't they repair the Titanic with FlexTape

when i get the composite output connected to the capture card

Goofus reports a severe security vulnerability in a public issue.

Gallant reports it through the company's responsible disclosure process, waits the full 90-day embargo, watches them patch it silently, deny it ever existed, bundle it quietly in a bugfix update, and send him a t-shirt. The t-shirt is the wrong size. This too goes unfixed.

Goofus doesn't write documentation.

Gallant writes documentation that says "see the implementation of foo function"

Goofus stores secrets in plaintext.

Gallant stores secrets in environment variables, which he sets from a plaintext file.