@SapphicGiraffic my favorite style is Industrial Cum and Nü Cum

@aisling what this means is that when you visit me i need to seem completely disinterested in knives and play with my own knife at you and threaten you playfully just to randomly act pathetic about wanting ice cream

@aisling the thing about being pathetic is that you gotta make it funny. you can’t be pathetic all the time that’s just called being a girlfailure that’s just called learned hopelessness that’s just called justifying a system in order to feel better. the thing about being pathetic is that you gotta get your shit together and then be pathetic at the most mundane ordinary shit ever

@SapphicGiraffic or as the British would spell it, wesperm

@SapphicGiraffic westsperm

@SapphicGiraffic is the singular of Jessica Jessicum

@SapphicGiraffic you missed a dead obvious one

cumtry

pre-cum*
cum
post-cum
cum and bass
cumstep
cumpop
midwest cummies
CDM (cum dance music)
surf cum
yacht cum
dad cum
jcum
eurocum
two-tone cum
post nut revival
third wave cum
spunk rock
jizz

*not recognized until well into the post-cum era

@lottie see im the real traitor here. i describe myself as reactionary and problematic.

@crinelam hugs u

btw i apologised and then never got an apology for all the reputational damage that it dealt to me. she basically went “I don’t feel the need to apologise to you but it’s sorry that it’s caused you troubles” like real “I’m right and you’re wrong” highschool clique shit but in adult lingo. like Jesus fucking Christ this internet is just out to bully teens

@SapphicGiraffic chekov’s cum

@SapphicGiraffic that’s basically me when i wanted to write the two girlfailures in An Inverted Paracosm doing knifeplay

the most “fedi is run by a bunch of immature adults” thing that’s happened to me was when the host of a sizeable instance decided on a whim to post a (later revoked) shutdown announcement that, for whatever reason, included the text “… smear campaigns by people such as twinkle mouse, …” when I didn’t even make a smear campaign in the slightest, was a fucking teen, and then was later pressured in private to apologise to the host in my own vent posts about how mistreated i was

and i apologised anyway because i folded under pressure.

yes this is about eris disqordia. go fuck yourself truthfully

don’t look at twitter that shit’s mental suicide, maybe post about when our dreams come true

@niki yeah. fish horse.

i should start calling murderers necrophiles

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzbz–aPQLE