is there anyone that lives in Newark and/or near Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR) that would be willing to pick up an item i had to leave at the terminal on my behalf, and mail it to me
id pay for the shipping cost of the item
i think it would be funny to join the fediverse with a post that says āIām not here to make friends. Iām here to make enemies. With benefits.ā
android commander data has always been lore conspiracy theory
me peeing in the litterbox: Haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
me shoveling out the litter: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
I just learnt that murder is a felony. wtf?? They really wanna criminalise everything fun
one time when i was 21 someone asked me how old i was and i screwed up and said i was 12
locking eyes as he pours the roofie and then downing it anyway.
cant let a good high go to waste in this economy
someone on bsky said "size difference yuri between a massive old hard drive with a capacity of under a gigabyte and a 256 gig microsd express card" so.. i drew that:
siemens? more like, heh, semens